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    I know I met you on an online dating app, but I think we should just be regular friends, lol

    FollowFollow meI am going to be honest; I am totally not above taking screen shots. If you send some fuck shit to my phone, you...

    FollowFollow meI am going to be honest; I am totally not above taking screen shots. If you send some fuck shit to my phone, you better accept the fact that I will be screen-shotting what you said,  and I will be sending that photo,  with the necessary commentary,  and appropriate emojis to my best friend(s)...
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    What To Do When a Crush Turns Into a One Night Stand

    FollowFollow meOne-night stands. A sexual experience that can either be extremely freeing or very insulting depending on how it goes. I have had a handful...

    FollowFollow meOne-night stands. A sexual experience that can either be extremely freeing or very insulting depending on how it goes. I have had a handful of my own one-night stands and have had very different feelings about them. The quality of a one-night stand is weighed by a lot of factors: your feelings, his/her/their feelings,...
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    There Are A Lot of Fuck Boys on Tinder and Here’s A List of Things They Do To Annoy Me

    FollowFollow meI should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast...

    FollowFollow meI should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast variety of faults that will kill any vibe that I might be capable of feeling before it can sprout, regardless of where I meet them. 1. Assuming that I want sleep...
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    My Abusive Relationship Gave Me Nightmares

    FollowFollow meHe gave me nightmares. Not at first but as the relationship dragged on and on and started going to shit, so did my mental...

    FollowFollow meHe gave me nightmares. Not at first but as the relationship dragged on and on and started going to shit, so did my mental and emotional health. Things got so bad for me that one critical comment from him could shut me down for hours and that is how he earned the nickname, Satan....
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    Loving a Jealous Man: The Hairy Green Beast

    FollowFollow meHow do you define nightmare? I define it as being stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn’t trust you, with someone who says...

    FollowFollow meHow do you define nightmare? I define it as being stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn’t trust you, with someone who says he loves you and then throws accusations at you of things that you know you would never do, things he has done before and things you have never participated in,...
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    Hyper-Masculinity is Ruining the Men in America

    FollowFollow meThe first time I was confronted by a guy who wasn’t hyper-masculine or insecure about his identity as a man was in high school...

    FollowFollow meThe first time I was confronted by a guy who wasn’t hyper-masculine or insecure about his identity as a man was in high school by my high school sweetheart. I vaguely remember the first time I saw him cry. My first thoughts about this activity had nothing to do with his masculinity. There was...
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    Dating In the Dark: Don’t Take Him Home To Mama

    FollowFollow meSometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your...

    FollowFollow meSometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your father. Or maybe you were raised by your mother and you know that she wouldn’t approve of him at all. Or even more than that, men that we don’t even...
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    The 1 Year Anniversary of Breakup Tragedy the heart doesn't break itself

    FollowFollow meSince Facebook was kind enough to remind me that I got my heart ripped out one year ago today, I guess I have little...

    FollowFollow meSince Facebook was kind enough to remind me that I got my heart ripped out one year ago today, I guess I have little other choice than to recognize my liberation from the prison of my last exclusive relationship. And so, I celebrate my freedom, for relationships are supposed to enhance you, not turn...
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    Life Is Hard: Should You Make It Easier With a Sugar Daddy? Are you ready to enter the sugar baby kingdom?

    FollowFollow meAs with anything else, there are pros and cons to this situation too. So why say yes to being a sugar princess? I’ve got...

    FollowFollow meAs with anything else, there are pros and cons to this situation too. So why say yes to being a sugar princess? I’ve got a few ideas on this front: 1. Financial stability. Money makes the world rotate and turn and brings the sun up every morning and sets it in the evening, and...
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    When Sex is the Best Part of the Relationship

    FollowFollow meThis is not necessarily a bad thing… unless you’re trying to make it to your one year anniversary. In this case, having a relationship whose...

    FollowFollow meThis is not necessarily a bad thing… unless you’re trying to make it to your one year anniversary. In this case, having a relationship whose strongest asset is the ass, becomes a serious problem right around the time when you’ve had so much sex that you might actually really want to get to know each...
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    I Am Just Some Girl That You Text Sometimes

    FollowFollow meThat is what I tell him when he treats me like I don’t matter. How can you be important to anyone who treats you...

    FollowFollow meThat is what I tell him when he treats me like I don’t matter. How can you be important to anyone who treats you like you aren’t important? “Him” is no one specific anymore. He could be anyone. The men blur together because despite their differences, they always turn out to be a slightly...
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    I Finally Met a Man Who Doesn’t Suck: Is It Friendship, Casual Dating, or Something More?

    FollowFollow meDating nowadays is suspect as shit and I’m sure dating next year will only be worse. The thing you should keep in mind during...

    FollowFollow meDating nowadays is suspect as shit and I’m sure dating next year will only be worse. The thing you should keep in mind during this interesting little story is that the word “date” was never mentioned before, during, or after any hangout session, and may never be, for all I know. *shrugs* With this...
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    I Exposed My Abuser on the Internet and I Am Proud of Myself

    FollowFollow meVictims need validation. I know because I was a victim. I am a victim. I have been victimized. This is very much a state of being that can last...

    FollowFollow meVictims need validation. I know because I was a victim. I am a victim. I have been victimized. This is very much a state of being that can last for months or years which may also be accompanied by anxiety, depression, or PTSD. So you mean to tell me that I’m just supposed to let some ashy nigga manipulate me, treat me...
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    Ash Leon aka Ashely Markell Santinac is a Liar, Scammer, and All Around Fuckboy

    FollowFollow meAshely Markell Santinac. Code name: abusive, manipulative, scammer trash This nigga gives “fuckboy” a new and enhanced meaning. I know from my previous post,...

    FollowFollow meAshely Markell Santinac. Code name: abusive, manipulative, scammer trash This nigga gives “fuckboy” a new and enhanced meaning. I know from my previous post, I said I wouldn’t go into this fuckery or post names, but this has been weighing on my heart, given that he’s made a habit and a living off of...
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    A Secret Wife and Child: Men Will Lie About Anything

    FollowFollow meYes, I know I shouldn’t be surprised, and honestly, I feel something other than that. It could be disappointment, whether in him or in...

    FollowFollow meYes, I know I shouldn’t be surprised, and honestly, I feel something other than that. It could be disappointment, whether in him or in me for believing all of his outrageous lies, only more time will make that clear. He was one of those conventionally attractive men that kind of gives you pause. Easily...
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    There Really is a Thin Line Between Love and Hate

    FollowFollow meI rewatched A Thin Line Between Love and Hate tonight. I haven’t seen it in years. The last time I saw it was before I truly...

    FollowFollow meI rewatched A Thin Line Between Love and Hate tonight. I haven’t seen it in years. The last time I saw it was before I truly had my heart broken. Before, I only imagined what heartbreak felt like. Only could picture that kind of sadness from Rose’s anguished cries as she reached for Jack’s frozen hand...
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     When am I going to get over my abusive relationship?

    FollowFollow meThe truth is, I really don’t know. It’s been two years since the worst relationship of my life and I still suffer from the...

    FollowFollow meThe truth is, I really don’t know. It’s been two years since the worst relationship of my life and I still suffer from the insecurities he implanted in my mind. I was a pretty confident woman before I met Satan, as I now call him.  And like the devil, he crept in with sunny smiles...
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    Men Apparently Are Not Capable of Being Considerate

    FollowFollow meAnother would-be date gone very very wrong. Another man thrown into the “fuck boy” category. I have tried to be reasonable. I even explained...

    FollowFollow meAnother would-be date gone very very wrong. Another man thrown into the “fuck boy” category. I have tried to be reasonable. I even explained my point of view, but,I guess when you’re selfish and only thinking about your own feelings, it’s impossible to be apologetic for your wrongdoings and neglect…or blatant stupidity, as I’m...
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    What are you really fighting about? Learn to Communicate in Your Relationship

    Couples therapy. Probably the most dreaded set of words after “you’re fired”, but unlike unemployment, couples therapy can actually be very good for your relationship,...

    FollowFollow meCouples therapy. Probably the most dreaded set of words after “you’re fired”, but unlike unemployment, couples therapy can actually be very good for your relationship, while unemployment tends to only create more conflict. Conflict. The true meaning of life. One thing that anyone who has ever been in a relationship has been in. It’s...
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